As insufferable as he can be, Neal Maupay is football’s latest heel. He is an unapologetic rattler. Someone who will break the unwritten rules of honour to gain whatever advantage he can. People love to hate him in the same way people loved to hate Kurt Angle and Randy Orton. If you close your eyes, you can picture him cashing in his Money In The Bank briefcase to a confused referee in order to secure a last minute penalty.
These overlaps make it easier for us to use wrestling references to explain crazy things in football that need another layer of colour. Throughout AFCON 2023, I found myself referring to the Ivory Coast as ‘The Undertakers’ of the tournament because they simply wouldn’t die. Sometimes it feels like the magic of a super-sub impacting a game can only be compared to a wrestler unexpectedly running down the ramp to clearing four people out of the ring. The commonalities are virtually endless.
The way new gen fans in particular consume football today suggests wrestling could become even more of a cultural touchpoint. We want football to be more like wrestling: inspirational and larger than life with a focus on gripping storytelling. Amazon’s ‘All Or Nothing’ documentaries have shown us how effective that level of drama and world-building can be. But the sport itself hasn’t quite immersed itself in the theatrics.
Most intriguingly, wrestling has managed to evade football’s snobbery against American involvement.
Wrestling as a form of sports entertainment is so successful because it invests more time into the narratives of its protagonists than the actual wrestling. From the promos and the interviews to the skits backstage, it’s all used to direct fans to what happens in the ring. The narrative is the foundation and the spectacle is the cherry on top. But in football, it’s almost the opposite.
But perhaps most intriguingly, wrestling has managed to evade football’s snobbery against American involvement. Football fans – especially in the UK – can be a gatekeeper when it comes to American influences in the sport. There’s always been a noticeable resistance to American owners, the next best American wonderkid, and even the implementation of half-time interviews. But wrestling seems to be the exception. It is a very American product that works globally but also fits hand-in-hand with football in a way other American concepts don’t.
So, the next time you’re tucking into a 90 minute classic, just close your eyes and think about how good Antonio Rudiger, Giorgio Chiellini, Jordan Pickford, Zlatan Ibrahimovic and many others would fare in a Fatal Four-Way match.
The more we see players veer into these animated and charismatic versions of themselves, the stronger the link between football and wrestling becomes.
And that’s the bottom line.
@AhmedShooble