Are you ready kids?!

Just when you thought club and brand collaborations were calming down as 2020 draws to a close, Borussia Dortmund have just announced a new capsule collection with none other than SpongeBob Squarepants.

Going straight up there into the mixer for one of the weirdest collaborations of all time, the range features Patrick, SpongeBob and Squidward wearing mock BVB shirts and Gary the Snail’s shell painted in black and yellow.

Erling Haaland, Gio Reyna and Jude Bellingham looking absolutely delighted to be donning co-branded hoodies and tees from the ridiculous new range, which is available to cop from the BVB website now.

So bad that it's good? Aye aye, captain. Get a closer look at the pieces from the collection below.