England isn’t a serious country. Nike’s new Three Lions kit has become the target for a morally bankrupt and misguided mob of grifters, career politicians and bigoted media.
Earlier this week, England and Nike dropped their new home and away kits ahead of this summer’s Euro 2024 tournament in Germany.
Overall, the home kit’s design was fairly traditional in its approach, with a white shirt and royal blue shirts both featuring updated tricolour hems. Yet it was the back of the shirt's collar that had people’s heads spinning.
The slight alterations of the St. George’s Cross – specifically the use of colour i.e. red, blue and purple – were intended to be, according to Nike, a “playful update” designed to “unite and inspire”. Instead, the sportswear brand’s innocuous decision has caused a spike in toxicity, hatred and attempts at division from bad faith actors.
Many have accused Nike of ‘redesigning’ of the Cross in a political way, in an attempt to make it look like the rainbow flag – a symbol synonymous with the LGBTQ+ community.
Thousands have since taken to X in an attempt to explain how a woke agenda is evidently being forced upon the good people of England by an American brand, not to mention how the very essence of what it means to be English is being dragged through the mud – despite the nation’s clear diverse history and rich cultural heritage.
But this isn’t actually the first time we’ve seen the St. George’s Cross be uplifted purely for design purposes.
Back in 2010, Umbro joined forces with English designer Peter Saville whose England home kit featured dozens of minuscule St. George’s Crosses in red, blue, green and purple. A decision the designer made so a “diverse cross-section of people could identify with the shirt.”